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August chub rub

life :/

fucking summer is upon us, the season of sweaty chub rub, how many pairs of pants will my thighs render inappropriate for the office, i have a zit on my inner thigh already and it HURTS SO BAD.

Deodorant on the inner things changed my lyfe! Fuk chaffin

+baby powder and cornstarch

Better than any of this - I use monistat chafing cream which is $5 which can add up but HOLY FUCK a dime amount on each thigh lasts all day

i have scabs. already

TMI but whatever nobody knows about my tumblr but people I am okay being imperfect in front of. THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR AFFIRMING THAT THIS IS NOT A STUPID SHAMEFUL THING, even though I am weirdly stupidly ashamed of it. Sometimes, body issues. :c

I love dresses and skirts! I have many, and I keep getting more. They are kind of freeing and cool for warm weather, except for the whole thing where if I do not have a buffer between my thighs they become awful. I own spanx not for their slimming/smoothing properties, but entirely to keep my own fucking legs from wearing holes into each other. Do you know what is not freeing and cool? A pair of spanx. Tights and hose are also awesome, but also not particularly freeing, as my tushie is vast like mountain, and finding ones that just…fit is a rare thing.

I've often thought that I should just get some lighter bicycle shorts, but I will also try some of these other ideas IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WOULD JUST. MAKE PRODUCTS FOR THIS.

Deodorant on thighs: I have not tried this but might, just to see how it goes.

Monistat anti-chafing cream: Not a miracle, but still pretty effective; like a good 85% relief. A really good option.

Cutting a pair of leggings into a pair of bike shorts for under my dresses: my no-shame this-is-a-thing-I-do-as-plan-A-mosta-the-time solution.

Being a dude, I don't wear dresses and skirts often, but when I do, I wear boxers under them. That seems to work just fine.

They make a skin protecting liquid called "second skin" or something, you paint it on and it's very durable and waterproof. (The seams on the sides of my suit top get me.) If you don't need waterproofness and it's your legs, I second shorts.

I just want to say that if anything of mine was going to get tumblr attention, i am really glad it is this. I used to be really ashamed of the pink and purple scars between my legs from years of chubby thighs and I'm excited and proud to see so many people commiserating and swapping secret remedies!

YOUR BODIES ARE NOT SHAMEFUL! TALK ABOUT YOUR BODY TO EVERYONE! ITS SO IMPORTANT!